WOMAN PUTS MONEY WHERE MOUTH IS

October 22nd, 2013

Upon entering the restaurant, one Miss Lingerfelder of 1515 Hauser St. ordered a hamburger from the cook at Big Louie’s on 802 Main St. She tossed a bill and some coins to the server, not seeing it fell on the open face of the hamburger. She drenched the burger in catsup and mustard, closed the bun and continued to bite down. She did not realize she had eaten money until she hit coin. She chipped two teeth. When interviewed, Miss Lingerfelder replied, “I’ve been coming here for years. It’s ok, I’m not mad, I was ready for a change.”

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