October 25th, 2013

Dear Alphonse,

I love trick-or-treating during halloween but I have diabetes. What do I do?

Dear @CoconutJustice,

There is a pretty simple answer to this, so I’ll get right to it.

Drink Hooch.

Next time you are dressed up as a french maid or in a terrible rubber mask, knocking on doors, don’t ask for candy, ask for moonshine. Most certainly, many of them (if not all of them) will tell you they don’t have any or if they do, that they aren’t giving it out. Clearly, this is where trick comes into play. I don’t think I need to tell you what to do next.

So let me just be clear, to avoid diabetes on Halloween, or anytime for that matter, drink hooch.



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