In honor of St. Valentine’s Day, the honorable Mayor has announced that there will be a theater reenactment of the massacre at the Main Street Square on the corner of Bad Taste and Insensitivity at noon on February 14th. Be sure to grab your sweetheart, your honey, your lover, or your friend and come down to watch the massacre with your valentine. Wear clothing that can be washed or can easily hide the color red. Insensitivity Avenue will be closed off due to the rerouted heavy traffic on Bad Taste Circle. All roads will reopen at 2:00pm.